Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Huy Le, Egomaniac

When I started writing this blog I had no intention for it to become a forum for airing personal greivances. Unfortunately, that was somewhat naive of me. After all, blogging is all about the disenfranchised seeking a soap box from which to whinge. So listen up, good readers, and hear me complain about my "friend" Huy Le. Huy has an ego that is OUT OF CONTROL. It's evident in every aspect of his behaviour. Who else could care so much about the tightness of his shirts, about the number of mirrors in his one bedroom apartment and the amount of sweat that can pour from a bald guy's head? He's so self-centred that he complains about the fact that I don't write about him in my blog. I mean, it's like he's just ASSUMED that I have nothing better to write about than him and his total lack of perspective on the world. I mean, it's not like there aren't plenty of interesting things happening in my life that are far more important than Huy's warped sense of fashion. So listen carefully, Huy-Pac - my readers don't give a stuff about your super-pointy shoes or your skin-tight, stove-pipe, straight-leg, flat-front black pants. They're interested in more important issues. And I'm fully intending to write about some of those issues some time in the near future. So there.

6 comments:

Tim said...

Best post in ages.

Please write more posts about Huy.

Joyce said...

oooh NASTY!

Huy the Lad said...

Wow. I didn't expect that. Michael, you've changed. And you forgot to mention my ever expanding collection of cost effective (but still trendylicious) caps and beanies! See you Friday week at Joyce's pre-birthday in your new shiny black sneakers? On reflection, perhaps best to leave them at home since we will be going to a member's club and not to your usual haunts. [Gawd, I hope your public understand the "healthy" dynamics of our so called friendship.]

Jennifer said...

its sort of like battle of the blogs really! bring it on. perhaps we, your collective audience, could respond to a weekly popularity poll.

Jen

Michael said...

tim - I think you should do some anonymous polling and then post the results on your blog - I know this guy who in primary school asked everyone his class to rate everyone else out of 10 on an anonymous basis and then sold the results to his classmates who were paranoid about how popular they were ... genius

Joyce said...

I like Swino's sneakers.